Alustan oma lemmiknaljaga!

There's a baby polar bear on the ice cap with his parents. He goes up to his mother and asks,
'' Am I trueblooded polar bear?''
''Why, certainly,'' his mother tells him.
''Absolutely pure polar bear?''
''Yes.''
''Not partly grizzly bear?''
His mother's getting a bit short on patience by now, '' You are a pure, 24 carat polar bear. If you don't belice me, ask your father.''


Baby bear trots across the ice to his father who's sitting by an ice hole eating a seal.
''Daddy,'' says the bear cub, '' am I a pure polar bear?''
''No doubt about it,'' Father Polar Bear replied through a mouthful of seal blubber. ''You are a dyed-in-the-wool polar bear from arse to ears.''
''I´m not part panda bear? Or brown bear?'' questions baby bear.
''Out of the question, '' his father tells him.
'' You are absolutely, one hundred and ten per cent, to the very core, a polar bear. So why do you ask?''
'' I wondered because,'' says the baby bear, '' I'm fucking freezing!''

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